A House full of Hardware

I just went to the GRAND OPENING of the HARDWARE HOUSE! Now, I did not need any hardware, but they were giving away goodie bags and hot dogs. Yes, hot dogs at 9:00 a.m. So the counselor at my school and I loaded up and drove on down. We teachers like free stuff. It was crazy busy when we first got there so we went to Winn Dixie for Pizza Party supplies first and then walked on over to the HH. We were greeted at the door and asked if we needed a gift bag (of course we did) and offered a yard stick (what teacher doesn't need another yard stick), and then we were continuing to walk and another guy brought up a box of stuffed turtles and gave us each one of those! WOW! What a morning. The only downside was that we were misinformed. There were NO hot dogs this morning. The cart is there with the condiments, but no weiners. We suppose that they will be coming closer to lunch. Sad.